Thursday, November 30, 2017

Lesson Learned, the old Hard Way


Dude, when you're jerking off in the closet, you don't wanna be bothered, right? It ain't no different for your woman. Next time you hear some loud moaning coming from the bedroom, don't jump to conclusions, don't break open the door, cuz it's not going 
to end good. BTW, maybe if you were home a bit more, she wouldn't have to resort to alternative methods of getting off. Trust me on that!


Sex. Thongs. Hippies and Vaseline.